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Your Home Away From Home

Enjoy the tranquility of country living by booking a stay at Two Ass Farms. Situated in New Braunfels, Texas, our cabin rental has everything you need to get away from it all. We offer quaint and quiet place where you and your loved ones can spend quality together while hanging out with our two donkeys, Jenny and Butch.

Look around our website to see more photos of our mini farm and our rates. You may also leave us a message by completing the inquiry form on this page.

Our Mission

To make country life fun, relaxing, and convenient for everyone!


The Story of Our Farm

Two Ass Farms was built in 2016 on 6 acres of land, just outside of town. At first, our friends and families would regularly come over and spend the night. Then, we decided to renovate the cabins and have them rented out. Since then, we never looked back and continue to reap the benefits of our decision.

Reviews / Testimonials

“Great place with even better hosts. We will do everything we can to try to stay again.”

- Casey, March 2020

“Very comfortable quite our host accommodating we will return.”

- Randy, March 2020

“Pam's cabin in the country was such a pleasure! She was very responsive to any questions that we had, even bringing by a pan in a moment's notice so that we could cook our dinner! We loved getting to see the sparkling stars in the Big Texas Sky and meeting Jenny and Butch, the donkeys! It was the perfect weekend get away. Be sure to check out the Farmer's market in town!”

- Kelsey, February 2020

“Place was awesome. Close to town yet in the country. Clean, private, perfect inside the cabin and a great outside area to BBQ and enjoy outdoors.”

- Stephen, January 2020

“This was an amazing place to stay for the holidays! Pam and her husband were fantastic hosts and were willing to go above and beyond our expectations! My wife was unable to accompany my son and I for this trip but this cabin would have been perfect for all three of us! My son was able to drive a power wheels all over the property and got to give the donkeys treats so that made him extra happy! ;). He definitely loves it there as well. The cabin was exactly as described- quaint and quiet! It was a great place if you like to stay away from the hustle and bustle of a city and just enjoy the open air and nature! The accommodations were perfect and the breakfasts were top notch! We are looking forward to our next visit!! If you are wanting to stay in a cabin close enough to everything you need, this is the place to go!!”

- Carl, January 2020

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